Confessions of a Pizza Delivery Driver

I have been delivering pizza at a local pizzeria for a couple of months now, and let me tell you, it is an interesting job to say the least. From old men wearing spandex-like sweatpants, flaunting their rock hard erection in its full glory, to the children who grab the food from you and shut the door in your face as if your one goal in life is to deliver pizza to these little turds. I love my job, it pays well and it is actually very easy, but there is just something about delivering food to people that just warrants almost uncivilized behavior from everyone. These are my stories, my opinions and my confessions, unscripted and most importantly unrated. I hope you will enjoy.